Next, He'll Program Your VCR

With thanks to Wired Blogs' Ryan Singel and Kevin Poulsen. we present Alaska (R, of course) Senator Ted Stevens' description of the Internet:

There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.

But this service isn't going to go through the internet and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.

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Oh, yes, the good Senator was explaining why he opposed the net neutrality bill.