One Reason I Don't Have Digital Cable

I'd have watched the Texas-Kansas game and gotten all excited. As it is, I was ready to call my mom but I thought I'd look up the score first.⁺ Damn. Another "missed it by this much". One day, KU will beat Nebraska, Texas, and Oklahoma in the same year.^*

^*OK, that will happen this year. But I meant in football.

⁺Of course I'll call my mom. But it's better to know the tone of the conversation beforehand. Resigned depression, rather than reserved optimism.