Writing a Thesis Was Nothing Like This

Yeah, sure it wasn't. Anyway, if you're in graduate school, and of a certain age, you need to write your thesis. Well, actually, you want to stay in school forever, but they will throw you out some time in the future. Might as well have the paper that says you were there, which means you have to write a thesis. How to do it? Do what anyone does these days: go to the Internet. No, don't buy a thesis, it might be your advisor's, and that would by embarrassing. Just go to

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/5/12/21333/7169

and follow the directions therein.