What's Wrong With You People?

According to news reports, over 250 million Americans failed to watch the Friends finale. What's up with that? Who wouldn't want to know what happened to whosit, whatchamacallit, him, her, thatone, and whatshername? This is a national outrage! NBC put down good money so that everyone in the known universe would watch the final episode of Friends. Get with the program, people, you only have one more chance to see it-- then it's going straight to syndication, and you won't be able to see Friends more than 10-20 times a day.