Monday, June 20, 2005

Titles You'll Never See

by Lilian Jackson Braun:

  • The Cat Who Pushed Up Daisies
  • The Cat Who Bought the Farm
  • The Cat Who Ate Hot Lead
  • The Cat Who Wore Concrete Boots
  • The Cat Who Kicked the Can
  • The Cat Who Went to a Better Place
  • The Cat Who Slept With the Fishes
  • The Cat Who Bit the Dust
  • The Cat Who Got Whacked
  • The Cat Who Cashed in His Chips
  • The Cat Who Met His Maker
  • The Cat Who Was Six Feet Under
  • The Cat Who Walked the Plank
  • The Cat Who Went Paws Up
  • The Cat Who Was Inhumed
  • The Cat Who Disincorporated

Any others?

2 comments:

Abby Taylor said...

The Cat Who Followed Scientology.

rcjhawk said...

I don't think the cat ever wanted to marry Tom Cruise.