Titles You'll Never See

by Lilian Jackson Braun:

• The Cat Who Pushed Up Daisies
• The Cat Who Bought the Farm
• The Cat Who Ate Hot Lead
• The Cat Who Wore Concrete Boots
• The Cat Who Kicked the Can
• The Cat Who Went to a Better Place
• The Cat Who Slept With the Fishes
• The Cat Who Bit the Dust
• The Cat Who Got Whacked
• The Cat Who Cashed in His Chips
• The Cat Who Met His Maker
• The Cat Who Was Six Feet Under
• The Cat Who Walked the Plank
• The Cat Who Went Paws Up
• The Cat Who Was Inhumed
• The Cat Who Disincorporated

Any others?