What Do You Do With a 873-pound Tuna?

Apparently, you explain to your wife that the house is going to stink for a few -- years.[*] And prepare your kids to eat tuna steak forever.

This fish was caught in the mouth of the Delaware River. I'm not sure I'd be eating it at all, but, OK, if you want to live dangerously ...

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