Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Riot-Causing Baseball Freed

WASHINGTON -- In a stunning move, the baseball which was implicated in the riot during the last regular season baseball game in Washington will be granted a one-night pass to attend the Washington Nationals Home Opener, and will meet President George W. Bush before the game.

The ball, which has been confined to an envelope in pitcher Joe Grzenda's desk for 33 years, was last seen in public before Grzenda began to pitch what could have been the last out in the Washington Senators' final home game on September 30, 1971. Before Grzenda could pitch, fans poured out of the stands and covered the field, forcing the Senators to forfeit the game to the New York Yankees, even though the Senators were leading 7-5.

The baseball was held responsible, since it clearly could have allowed fewer runs, causing the game to run more quickly and ending before the fans had finished all the beer in the stadium. The ball was tried and sentenced by Grzenda, who says that it will be required to complete its sentence after the game.

By tradition, Presidents throw out the first baseball on opening day in Washington. It is believed that Bush will throw the riot ball, since it is the only thing remaining in the city associated with the Senators. However, Secret Service officals would not say whether the ball had passed through usual security checks. "It's not like [the ball has] been able to contact any terrorist organizations," said one high administration source.

It is possible that Bush will pardon the ball, or commute its sentence to lifetime public service in Cooperstown, NY, said the offical. "We'll just have to see how it plays in the press." A complication would be that the ball would be remanded to New York, home of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, the aide noted.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Looks Like It's Time to Get Serious

Finally! I'd been waiting for weeks. Friends had gotten theirs. Then today, FedEx delivered a package:

Opening Day Ticket

Now all I need is a script "W" hat.

Linux for Windows Users

As found on Groklaw, the Tom's Hardware site has a detailed guide on migrating from Windows to a real computer. There's a part about preparation for the move and a part about installation and use. The example is an installation of Red Hat 9, but they claim to be general. A detailed site for those of us who need a lot of hand holding. Hey, I'm not afraid to admit it, I was needed a lot of help before I did my first Linux install.

More H2G2

Our friends at ComingSoon.net have more Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy stuff. If the film is anywhere near as funny as the Internet Trailer it will be a gigantic success. While you're at it, look at the behind the scenes look at the role of the Guide in "Guide". I didn't get this last to play until I found the magic command line phrase,

$ realplay "http://www.ifilm.com/RealPlaylist?ifilmId=2668185&bandwidth=300"

and yes, you need the quotes.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Say "Cheese"

Thanks to the Google Blog, we know that Google Maps now does satellite pictures. I looked for an example that wouldn't label me as a potential trouble-maker, and didn't find any. So here's a eye-in-the-sky view of Lake Wilson (KS), one of the few bodies of water in the US younger than I am.

No, it's not really that blue.

And it's not all that near Lawrence, either, that's just where I started the search.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

How True

Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time listening to what their wives say. And the listening is important, because at any time they could be challenged and must be ready to quote the last sentence in full. A vital additional skill is being able to scan the dialogue for telltale phrases such as "and they can deliver it tomorrow" or "so I've invited them for dinner?" or "they can do it in blue, really quite cheaply."

-- (Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant)

Courtesy of the Annotated Pratchett File

A Small Dream

Not much, really. It would just be a lot of fun if we woke up one morning and found that the best-selling novel on the New York Times list was

Thud

by Terry Pratchett

Here are a couple of places you can pre-order:

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Open Letter

April 5, 2005

Roy Williams
Dean Smith Center
University of North Carolina
Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Dear Coach Williams,

I want to congratulate you on your victory last night over Illinois. I know that this is a long-awaited moment for you, and I am happy that you led your team to a National Championship.

I do have one question about your win, however. IF ALL YOU NEEDED WAS TO HAVE MATT DOHERTY DO YOUR RECRUITING, WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION IT BEFORE?

Again, congratulations on your win, and best wishes for your program in the coming years.

Sincerely,      
A Kansas Alumnus

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Linux, Firefox, and rtsp://

As I alluded to in the Universe in 60 Seconds comment, by default Firefox under Linux doesn't know how to handle the rtsp protocol. It didn't take long to do a Google search for a fix. The solution is found in the Gentoo Linux Wiki, and goes like this:

  1. Find your personal Firefox subdirectory. After Firefox 1, it will be something like ~/.mozilla/firefox/XYZZY123.default, where XYZZY123 is actually a random string of numbers and letters
  2. As a check to see you are in the correct directory, look for a file named prefs.js, but don't edit it.
  3. Now look for a file named user.js. If present, that's good. If not, create it in the directory where you found prefs.js.
  4. Edit your new or existing user.js file so that it includes the following lines:

    user_pref("network.protocol-handler.external.rtsp", true);
    user_pref("network.protocol-handler.app.rtsp", "/usr/bin/realplay");

    replacing /usr/bin/realplay by the location of your Real or Helix Player client, if necessary.
  5. Quit Firefox, if you haven't already.
  6. It wouldn't hurt to delete the file ~/.mozilla/firefox/pluginreg.dat
  7. Restart Firefox.
  8. Click Here (rtsp://nsfvideo.nomex.net/special_report/universe.smi)
  9. A warning box will appear. Tell it everything's OK, and don't bother coming back again.
  10. A Real/Helix Player client should appear, and the movie should start.

Caveat: this assumes that RealPlayer can handle all rtsp requests, which may not be the case in the future.

July 6, 2005: This is, without a doubt, the most frequently accessed post here at Linux & Things. It's the top Google[TM] search for ''rtsp firefox'' as well. Heck, even Windows users look here for information. So, if this page has been helpful to you, could you please leave a comment? In fact, if it's been spectacularly unhelpful, please leave me a comment on how to revise it. I'd hate to think that day after day people look for help playing RealPlayer under Firefox, come here, and then find that this page wasn't much help.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Maybe They Should Ask
Shirley MacLaine to Help

The BBC wants to talk to Bob Marley:
Pimp Mama: Things That Make Ya Go Whoa

Discworld On Screen

What with the upcoming Hitchhiker's Guide movie, and a new Harry Potter, and maybe even a Hobbit, you might wonder when SF's other megafranchise, Terry Pratchett's Discworld will get to the silver screen.

Worry not, Lords and Ladies is coming soon.

It's got a slightly smaller budget than some movies.

A Big Earth-Shattering Kaboom

How to Destroy the Earth, just in case it's been one of those days.

S Harris: Scientific Cartoonist

S (I think it's Sydney) Harris is a prolific cartoonist who specializes in scientific themes. His cartoons have appeared in Physics Today and American Scientist. Here's a collection of some of his cartoons.

In the Beginning the
Universe Was Created

This has made a lot of people mad and been widely regarded as a bad idea.

OK, I've been rereading the Hitchhiker's Guide books. However, if you want to know the true, real, exact history of the universe all wrapped up in an easily digestible one minute package, see " The History of the Universe in 60 Seconds or Less."

Firefox users: If you get a "don't know nuttin' about this protocol" message, try the command

realplay rtsp://nsfvideo.nomex.net/special_report/universe.smi

from a command line shell, or fire up realplayer and point it to rtsp://nsfvideo.nomex.net/special_report/universe.smi

It should be noted that I learned about this video from the esteemable mini-Air newsletter and the fantastic Improbable Research blog.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Hmm.

Site Meter reports that Working With Fedora Core has gone over 1,000 hits in less than a month. For those that don't know, WWFC is the distillation of all the Linux-related posts in this blog.

Meanwhile, the Mother Blog only has 444 hits (2/3 of you-know-what) in a month and a half. Personally, I think this blog is much more interesting, though I may be biased.

The secret to a large number of hits on the web is probably to fill a page with the words Linux, Firefox, OpenOffice, RPM, .... Put it into a couple of directories and what the hits accumulate.