Well, the World Didn't End

nor have I been excessively punished for the snarkiness of the last post. Which means that I can't avoid the fact any longer:

Today I'm the proud father of an Official Adult. A child now entitled to all the privileges pertaining thereto, except the drinking thing for a couple of years, and with a bona fide summer job offer.

Of course, I'm still responsible for paying for the College bit.