I Really Like the Show, butYou Know It's Going to Happen

HOW BATTLESTAR GALACTICA WILL JUMP THE SHARK:

The Fleet will encounter an alternate timeline fleet which looks much like Galactica I. Female Starbuck (BG-II) and male Starbuck (BG-I) will have sex. At the big moment, both will cry out "Oh, Apollo!" Male Boomer (BG-I) will have an orgy with all the female Boomers (BG-II). Apollo (BG-I) will wonder why he's considered a terrorist (BG-II), and why both Starbucks are looking at him like that.