Today's rant is brought to you by the Washington Post's Weekly Free for All
. Now FfA actually has many intelligent and thoughtful comments. I read it every week. But FfA has a dark side, as seen at the bottom of the page, where we have yet another writer bemoaning the Post's referring to the ten-year span just ended as the decade
. (It's right above the letter suggesting that the Post is trying to destroy the English language by quoting Gilbert Arenas verbatim.)
OK, people, listen up: we're going to set up some rules here:
From now on, there will be two types of Millennia, Centuries, and Decades: the Pedantic and the common.
In the Pedantic system, all counting begins at midnight between 1 BC and 1 AD.† Thus a Millennium takes in the years 1-1000, 1001-2000, 2001-3000, … ; Centuries are 1901-2000, 2001-2100, … ; Decades are 1951-1960, 1961-1970, … These names are capitalized.
In the common (or vernacular) system, millennia, century, and decade (all lower-case) are defined by the similarity of the digits forming the years. Thus all the years in a millennium have the same digits except for the last three, in a century all the numbers are the same except the last two, and in a decade only the last digit changes.
Let's show a few examples, OK?
Name of era | Years |
First Millennium AD | 1-1000 AD |
First millennium AD | 1-999 AD |
Twentieth Century AD | 1901-2000 AD |
Twentieth century AD | 1900-1999 AD |
First Decade, Twenty-First Century AD | 2001-2010 AD |
First decade, Twenty-First century AD | 2000-2009 AD |
Eleventh Millennium BC | 11,000-10,001 BC |
Eleventh millennium BC | 10,999-10,000 BC |
(Yes, the First millennium, AD or BC, has only 999 years. Deal with it.)
If all this bothers you, remember your Sesame Street:
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not the same:
2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010
Try explaining that all these years are alike to Big Bird.
†People giving me a hard time about using BC/AD here will be required to listen to the complete collection of Brit Hume's sermons. Contact Eldrick Woods for more information.